See that? That's a tantrum. The type of tantrum when your two year old calls you an asshole. Yeah, you read that right.
I have to admit, before I had Mila, I was one of those perfect assholes who always said I would be the perfect parent to my perfect child. I was going to raise Mila in a perfect house and she would grow up in a perfect bubble and become a perfect little adult. I was going to be the perfect role model. Her life was going to be perfect, effin perfect. Fast forward a few years later, my almost 3 year old calls people assholes. How perfect is that?
I guess it's time to invest in some earmuffs...and maybe some soap for daddy and mommy's mouths?